so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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