put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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