Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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