4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
birth control should be required to get into college
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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