I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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