doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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