According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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