I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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