did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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