Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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