My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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