I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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