There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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