Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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