Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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