Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Your dad touched me again.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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