Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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