To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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