doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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