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what?
penguin condom
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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