chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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