Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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