My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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