bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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