I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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