Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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