Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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