I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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