Who did Billy Mays play for?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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