i don't like sucking hair
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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