i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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