How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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