Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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