Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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