I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
