Quick, to the slutcave!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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