Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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