I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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