Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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