am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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