i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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