I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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