? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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