Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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