You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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