no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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