Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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