oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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