the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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