what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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