is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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