WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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