Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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